Bryan says last week was one of the highlights of his careers when he climbed the ladder in front of 76,000 people and won the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania. The title only means as much as the actions of the person who holds it. How does he make the Intercontinental Championship mean even more? By defending it with everything he has against anyone who wants to fight for this title. Bryan says that he did that the night after Wrestlemania when he did that in a grueling match against Dolph Ziggler. Who should come out after that match but Sheamus. He came out looking all stupid and he didn’t congratulate or challenge him for his title. He kicked him in the face. He did even worse to Dolph to the point that Dolph couldn’t compete on Raw or Smackdown. Last week, he fought Sheamus and at some point during the match, he was knocked to the floor. He had blood on his forehead and he saw Wade Barrett. In the middle of all of that fight. Wade Barrett’s music plays and he makes his way out to the stage. Wade says that he will tell you what happened. Your magical week turned into a nightmare when I dropped you with a BullHammer. Sheamus’ music plays and the braided bearded one enters. Sheamus says then he kicked your head off with a Brogue Kick. He showed why you shouldn’t pick on someone who isn’t your size. Sheamus says he tolerates Barrett because he is not a munchkin like you. He considered how much he detests you undersized insects. He decided they should give Daniel a European style arse kicking because they can.
Barrett and Sheamus make their way to the ring, but Dolph Ziggler’s music plays and Barrett and Sheamus freeze in place while Dolph makes his way to the ring and he tells Sheamus he talks a big game for someone who looks like Captain Jack Sparrow and Carrot Top made a baby nobody liked. Maybe the reason you two are so tall is because your heads are up each other’s arses. If you want a fight, let’s do it right now. Ziggler and Bryan stand in the ring waiting for Sheamus and Barrett to do something, but Big Show’s music plays. He says that he doesn’t see eye to eye with Sheamus, but he agrees with Sheamus about these pipsqueaks whining and complaining all the time. He won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal so that means he has eclipsed Andre and is the greatest giant in the business. He tells everyone to check the facts. If you think you are going to have fun beating up these munchkins without me, you are sadly mistaken. Roman Reigns’ music plays and the paralysis returns for Sheamus and Barrett and Show also feels the effects. Show tells Reigns if he gets into the ring, he is going to hurt him. Reigns enters the ring and he takes down Show with a double leg take down. Ziggler goes after Sheamus while Bryan and Barrett battle. Show, Sheamus, and Barrett leave the ring.
First Match: Cesaro & Tyson Kidd w/Natalya vs. The New Day w/Xavier Woods
Big E says ‘New Day’ and the crowd responds with ‘sucks’. He wants to know what is wrong with you. They are clapping for you and you say ‘New Day Sucks’? Right now, he wants everyone to stand on your feet and clap. Kofi and Xavier start to clap and the ‘New Day Sucks’ chants resume. They stop clapping. Big E says they are trying to bring positivity to you and you want to ruin their New Day. Something has got to change. You have got to like us. You’ve got to love us. Because we are here for you. We are here for a new day. Kofi and Kidd start the match, and Kofi seems distracted by the “New Day Sucks” chants as he and Kidd start with chain wrestling. Kidd and Kofi have a stare down after Kofi reversed a leg lock by Kidd. Kidd gets Kofi in the corner and hits some forearms before going for a monkey flip which Kofi landed on his feet. Cesaro tags in and hits a nice uppercut on Kofi and starts clapping to induce the “new day sucks” chants again. Kidd tags back in and hits a spin kick before hitting the ropes, but Kofi slides under the ropes and pulls Kidd out. Cesaro comes in and charges, but Kofi sends him out as well. He tags in Big E and then hits a suicide dive over the top rope.
Big E hits a belly to belly for two on Tyson Kidd. Both men are down as Cesaro gets the tag and hits a nice gutwrench suplex on Big E. His strength is unreal. Cesaro gets a two and locks on a side headlock and hits some vicious strikes in it. Kidd takes in and hits a slingshot legdrop to Big E on the apron before tagging Cesaro back in who hits a slingshot double stomp for a one count. Cesaro locks in a front face lock. Cesaro side steps a charging Big E and E goes crashing shoulder first into the turnbuckle, Cesaro follows with a roll up for two and a big swing for two as well as Kofi breaks it up. Big E gets to his feet in the corner as Cesaro charges and Big E catches him with a Rock Bottom-type slam. Hot tag to Kofi as Cesaro tags Kidd and Kofi hits his dropkicks and clotheslines before connecting with a boom drop. He calls for the Trouble in Paradise, but is distracted by the chants. Cesaro runs in, but Big E runs him off. Kidd tosses Kofi towards the middle rope as Cesaro hits a sick uppercut followed by Kidd’s spinning fisherman’s suplex for the win.
Winner: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro
Second Match: Curtis Axel vs. Neville
Curtis Axel is in the ring and he does not want us to change the channel. Two weeks ago, on Raw, the Road to AxTreme Rules hit a small speed bump named Neville. That is why he asked for his rematch. What you gonna do when Axelmania runs wild on you? They lock up and Neville backs Axel into the ropes and Neville with a clean break but Axel grabs Neville by the hair. Axel tries to send Neville to the floor but Neville bounces off the ropes. Neville with a kick that sends Axel to the mat. Axel with a knee to the midsection and he sends Neville into the corner and he kicks Neville. Axel with an Irish whip and Neville floats over and flips across the ring. Neville with a shoulder from the apron and he flips into the ring and hits a running forearm. Neville kicks Axel to the floor and then Neville with a twisting plancha onto Axel. Neville sends Axel back into the ring and he slams Axel. Neville goes up top for the Red Arrow and he connects for the three count.
Winner: Neville
Alicia Fox, Natalya and Cameron Backstage Segment:
Renee Young is with Natalya, Cameron, and Alicia Fox in the interview area. Renee asks them about whether they manipulated Kane to get the battle royal and cheat Naomi out of a title match? Alicia says that they were just trying to show Kane to Give Divas a Chance. Natalya says Naomi has earned her number one contender spot. Cameron laughs and tells Nattie to ‘save it’. She says Nattie is just as happy as her that she has a shot at the Divas Title. Cameron says that she will win the Battle Royal on Monday. Alicia does not like this comment and she points out that Cameron has only been here for a short time. Cameron says she has been here for three years so shut it. Alicia says that she is a veteran and a former Divas Champion. Natalya tells Alicia that she needs to show respect to the Divas that were here before her. Alicia and Natalya have a passive aggressive shoving contest where Alicia tells Natalya she is cute and Natalya responds by telling Alicia she is adorable. Renee decides to do the right thing and leave the interview area. The pushing escalates and Cameron gets to play the part of referee. A real referee tries to help separate them.
Third Match: Natalya vs. Alicia Fox
Natalya with a double leg take down and they get into the ropes and Cameron separates them. Alicia pushes Natalya and Natalya pushes back. Alicia with a slap and Natalya slaps back. Natalya with a double leg take down and they get into the ropes again. Alicia with a shoulder tackle but Natalya moves when Alicia goes for a flip leg drop. Natalya runs across Alicia’s back and then hits a drop kick to the chest. Natalya gets a near fall. Alicia with an Irish whip and Yakuza Kick. Alicia pulls Natalya out of the corner and gets a near fall. Alicia with a Northern Lights suplex for a near fall. Alicia with a rear chin lock into a reverse chin lock. Alicia pulls Natalya down by the hair and then she gets a near fall.
Alicia returns to the reverse chin lock. Natalya with elbows and she counters a tilt-a-whirl back breaker with a lateral press for a near fall. Alicia with a clothesline followed by a forearm but Natalya with a punch. Alicia with a sunset flip out of the corner but Natalya sets for the Sharpshooter and she locks it in and Alicia taps out. After the match, Cameron with a DDT on Natalya and then one on Alicia. Cameron wants her mirror so she can pose in the ring.
Winner: Natalya
Bray Wyatt Promo:
Wyatt says he remembers the first time he saw Erick Rowan. He was lost. Cast out by a society that could never understand him. They looked at him like he was a monster. Some creature that would destroy everything we thought was real. When they saw all of his flaws, he saw his possibilities. He took Erick Rowan in and he found him laying in the mud. He became his teacher. He taught him what it was like to be loved and to have a family. There was a time he was proud to call Erick Rowan his brother. He fixed Erick like you fix a broken toy. Then he had to set him free so Erick could see with his own eyes what kind of a cruel, horrible, rotten world we live in. He had to see that this world was full of carnivorous insects that wanted to tear us apart. Evil is all around. You returned Erick Rowan to him and he is broken again. It is all your fault. Tonight would be a very special night. He wanted to teach Erick one last lesson. He wanted to show him that you cannot trust anyone. He will finally destroy Erick Rowan. Imagine if he could do that to someone he loves and used to call his brother. Imagine what he could do to you? Behold the New Face of Fear.
Fourth Match: Bray Wyatt vs. Erick Rowan
Rowan sends Wyatt into the corner but Wyatt moves. Wyatt with a punch and head butt. Rowan blocks a punch and connects with a punch and head butts. Rowan with a shoulder tackle and Wyatt goes to the floor. Wyatt decides to relax for a moment on the floor before returning to the ring and he punches Rowan. Wyatt with a forearm to the back. Rowan grabs Wyatt and sends him into the turnbuckles and he connects with head butts. Rowan misses a shoulder into the corner and Rowan hits the post shoulder first. Wyatt knocks Rowan off the apron and into the ringside barrier.
Wyatt with a reverse chin lock. Rowan with punches but Wyatt with a kick and a DDT for a near fall. Wyatt goes for a back senton but Rowan gets his knees up and Wyatt makes a tough landing. Rowan with a shoulder tackle and clothesline. Rowan with a splash into the corner followed by an Irish whip and splash. Rowan with a spinning heel kick for a near fall. Rowan goes to the turnbuckles but Wyatt rolls to the floor. Rowan goes to the floor but Wyatt senses Rowan’s presence and he turns around and hits a clothesline. Wyatt with a back senton on the floor. Wyatt sends Rowan back into the ring. Wyatt tries for a uranage but Rowan escapes and he tries for the full nelson slam but Wyatt gets free and hits a flying forearm Wyatt crab walks to Rowan and he turns over and he hits Sister Abigail for the three count. After the match, Bray cradles Rowan’s head in his arm.
Winner: Bray Wyatt
Miz TV Segment:
Miz says it’s a movie edition, as apparently Marine 4: Moving Target is coming out tomorrow on DVD and Blu-Ray. They show a trailer for it. Summer Rae interrupts Miz, and says it’s THEIR movie. Miz says she’s lucky to even be in the movie and tells her to sit in the chair and speak when spoken to. They argue over who the real star of the movie is. He says the only reason she’s on the movie cover is because he allowed it. Miz says he made Summer Rae a star just like he made Mizdow a star. Summer agrees, and reminds him that Mizdow eliminated him from the battle royal at Wrestlemania. Mizdow mentions are getting big pops.
He said he doesn’t blame Mizdow for what he’s done, but rather the WWE Universe. He said the WWE Universe made Mizdow believe he’s something that he’s not. A big “we want Mizdow” chant starts. Miz says that in three months, Mizdow will be nobody. He gives a brief history on Sandow being released twice before Miz gave him an opportunity. Out comes Mizdow to a big pop. Miz offers to give Mizdow his job back, and says the fans can’t get his life on track, but that Miz can. If Mizdow says “I’m sorry” and Miz will forgive him. Miz keeps begging, then yells and this goes on a bit too long before Mizdow shakes his hand and says “I’m sorry” over and over. “I’m sorry I didn’t do this sooner.” And then assaults The Miz, driving him out of the ring to a big pop. Mizdow kisses Summer Rae.
Fifth Match: Bad News Barrett, Big Show and Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler and Roman Reigns
Sheamus and Ziggler are starting things off. They lock up and Sheamus keeps shoving Ziggler into the corner. They get into a slap fight before Ziggler backs Sheamus against the ropes. Sheamus quickly breaks that up and tags in Big Show who hits a big right hand to the guy of Ziggler. He throws Ziggler into the corner and hits a big chop as we get that nifty new camera angle from in the turnbuckle. Whip and a splash into the corner by Show. He goes for another, but Dolph hits a drop kick to the knee followed by a huge DDT for a two count. Show’s in the corner and Dolph goes for a splash, but Show hits a big chop to knock him down and tag in Barrett. Barrett hits a neckbreaker for two and locks in a side headlock. Ziggler fights out and hits the ropes and kicks Barrett in the face.
He hits the ropes again and jumps right into a Winds of Change for two. Sheamus tags in now and stomps the hand of Ziggler. Uppercut from Sheamus knocks down Ziggler and Sheamus chokes him against the bottom rope. In the corner now, Sheamus is slapping and taunting Ziggler with some great heel work. Dolph explodes out of the corner with some strikes and reverses a tilt-a-whirl and gets a tag to Bryan. Bryan hits a drop kick that knocks Barrett off the apron and hits his back flip to the ducking a clothesline to the flying elbow combo. A few kicks to the chest of Sheamus, but he does the head kick and charges at Bryan. Bryan dumps him on the outside and hits a suicide dive before rolling him back into the ring. As Bryan does that, Barrett hits a big boot that floors Bryan. Big Show with a bear hug on Bryan. Show slams Bryan and hits a leaping elbow drop and he gets a near fall. Barrett tags in and he sends Bryan into the turnbuckles and he connects with forearms to the back. Barrett with a kick to the midsection and he gets a near fall. Barrett with a rear chin lock on Bryan. Bryan punches Barrett but Barrett with an elbow to the top of the head. Barrett with an Irish whip but he misses a boot in the corner and both men are down. Show tags in and he steps on Bryan’s back to stop him. Show with a head butt and Bryan goes down. Show kicks Bryan back towards his corner. Show knocks Ziggler off the apron with a shoulder tackle. Show signals for the choke slam but Bryan escapes and he tries to get Show into the Yes Lock and he applies it.
Show rolls over and he sends Bryan to the floor. Sheamus tags in and he connects with a European uppercut on Bryan before they return to the ring. Sheamus with a European uppercut and then he puts Bryan on the top turnbuckle. Sheamus with a knee lift and Bryan tries to stay on the turnbuckles. Sheamus goes for a superplex but he poses first and that allows Bryan to recover and he punches Sheamus in the midsection. Bryan punches Sheamus in the head and Sheamus falls to the mat. Sheamus catches Bryan off the turnbuckles and he tries for a running Samoan drop but Bryan counters into a DDT and both men are down. Reigns and Barrett tag in and Reigns runs Barrett into the corner and he hits Neverending Story. Reigns with an uppercut and he punches Barrett from a mount position. Reigns with a Superman punch to knock Show off the apron. Reigns with a Superman punch on Barrett and Sheamus breaks it up. Sheamus has Ziggler up for White Noise but Ziggler escapes and he hits a super kick and follows with a clothesline that sends Sheamus and Ziggler over the top rope to the floor. Bryan with a flying knee to Show from the apron. Barrett with a back heel kick and he sets for the BullHammer but Reigns with a spear for the three count.
Winner: Roman Reigns, Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan
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